WELCOME TO OUR 32ND YEAR OF MOCK CRUISING
PORTS OF CALL: OCHO RIOS, JAMAICA – COLOGNE, GERMANY – SKOPELOS, GREECE – PHUKET, THAILAND LLANDUDNO, NORTH WALES.
Overview – Tynedale Life On The High Seas
When we first launched our Landlubbers cruise back in 1992 we never expected it to become our most popular holiday on our year planner.
Yet 33 years later here we are launching a Brand New Cruise for our 2025 sailing season. The most important aspect of our Landlubbers cruise is that we actually create the feeling and atmosphere, for you, of actually having been at sea on a cruise ship. Years of experience and investment of time and money, together with a very loyal crew and the ability to remain current has in no doubt been the key to our success.
Our 2025 sailing season has 16 four-night cruises departing Jamaica throughout February, March and early April.
MOCK CRUISE INCLUDES:
- Cabin accommodation to include breakfast and dinner on board
- Afternoon tea, coffee and cake
- Four course themed dinners
- Flambé style show cooking
- Rum punch welcome reception
- Beer and Bratwurst ice bar festival
- A fabulous James Bond-inspired Captain’s cocktail party, fun casino and black tie dinner
- Cabaret entertainment each evening
- Great authentic props, cinematography, deck games and maybe a camel somewhere along the way!!
Download Cruise 2024/2025 Itinerary
